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Writing From Master Maverick
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Created on 2006-10-31 02:40:10 (#11506451), last updated 2009-11-20
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Basic Info| Name: | writer_maverick |
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| Location: | Walnutport, PA |
| Website: | My Website |
BioGreetings. I am ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
maverickjason83. I am closing my Writing.com account, because it costs money, and I am tired of paying for it, and moving its contents to a livejournal account, for everyone in the lj community to see! Go ahead, have a look! There's a good mix of intelligence, depth, and humor, in my writing. Navigate using the table of contents, below. Enjoy!
Have not included incomplete works. For Beyond Apocalypse or my autobiography, From the Mind of a Maverick, comment and make a request. I'll do what I can.
Understanding The Ego
Understanding The Ego Part 1 - A piece on the ego, important information I think it would do us all well to learn.
Understanding The Ego Part 2 - Focuses on the less damaging aspects of the ego.
Brillo And Blaze - A series of short scripts for a cartoon I had an idea for, about two talking dogs. Be warned, nothing is off limits! If you are offended by...well, anything, you may not want to read this stuff!
01 Baby Boxes - Brillo & Blaze encounter something rumored to exist in Germany...the baby box.
02 A Lesson In Sensitivity - Brillo & Blaze have to set things right, after that first cartoon.
03 To Serve Babies - The apology continues, as Brillo & Blaze address the controversial issue of baby-eating.
04 Moose Droppings - A WHAT festival?!
05 A Talk With God - Brillo and Blaze die and get to meet God!
06 Cheese Convention - Apparently Blaze is part of some secret club...
07 Anime - Brillo and Blaze take a crack at anime.
08 Meet Retch - Blaze's...army buddy? Retch the owl!
09 Halloween High Jinks - Brillo and Blaze go trick or treating and spoof some lame horror movies.
10 American Idle - An American Idol parody, Brillo and Blaze's 10th episode spectacular!
11 The Exorcism - Brillo and Blaze investigate a haunting, with a little help from Sonya.
12 Super Good Action Team - Our friends play a team of superheroes!
13 Fun With Time Travel - Blaze accidentally invents a time machine.
14 Fun With Time Travel Part 2 - The time travel adventure continues, in medieval times.
15 Fun With Time Travel Part 3 - More fun, as our friends enter a colonial town.
16 Fun With Time Travel Part 4 - The time travelling comes to an end.
17 The Symposium - Season one of Brillo and Blaze comes to a (very entertaining) end.
Season 2
218 Employment - Brillo, Blaze, and Sonya have been hired by an unusual company. (Satire about my own job) (Please note, due to the fact that this is a satire, and deals with where I work, you must request to be added to my friends, and be approved, to view this entry.)
219 All About Davey - We learn a little more about Davey. (See note above, it applies to this entry as well.)
220 The Jackass From Jupiter - Our friends meet an alien from Jupiter!
221 Into The Fray - Brillo, Blaze, and Sonya jump right into the battle for cartoon supremacy!
222 Master Of Deception - Looks like there's a new presidential candidate for 2008!
223 Sex Ed Class - We all need to learn it some time. And you know Brillo and Blaze can be counted on to address this sensitive subject in a straight-forward, rational manner. You also know...that was a lie.
224 Pyramid Scheme - Our friends find some interesting things, after their plane crashes in the middle of the desert.
225 The Election - Meet the NEW presidential candidates, as Brillo and Blaze subtly explain why our national election is such a joke.
226 Amazing Outer Space Safari - Take a journey beyond the stars, through the world of astronomy, and criminally insane imagination!
227 Samurai Jesus Magic Talking Program - Brillo, Blaze and Sonya are too sick to do the show. But luckily, they've got the next best thing! A Japanese Talk Show!
228 Fuhrer Burger - Our friends begin another adventure when they decide to check out a new fast food establishment.
229 The Job - Sonya starts her new job, at Fuhrer Burger. So far, so good!
230 The Revelation - Sonya learns the truth about her new employer.
231 The Epiphany - Sonya figures herself out.
231-A: An Almost Unrelated Recap - A summary of the Maverick Knights: Deep Space Stories series. You need to know this, to really get the last episode.
232 The Call Of Destiny - It all comes together here...
Poetry - In this section you will find, the random musings of my mind. And then the rhyming dictionary part of my brain shut itself off, and I said "Here's some crap that I wrote that rhymes."
Certainty - I dedicate this to my father and my stepmother.
Valentine's Day - A poem I wrote on Valentine's Day, for my girlfriend.
Safety Slam - Poem, written poorly on purpose, I wrote for work, to mock their safety theme.
My Coffee Does Not Dance - Written from a prompt line from my girlfriend.
The Mind Of A Maverick - A song I wrote, about who I am, and how my mind works.
Placebo - My feelings about religion, in general.
Mandate - Does experience necessarily equate to wisdom?
Braindead Drum - It's about individuality.
It's An Emo Thing - Just your typical, whiny emo poem...well, almost.
Funny Stories - Ever wondered what the real meaning of Christmas is? Ever heard of the Lobster King? Well this is the place to learn of such things...
Maverick83's The Meaning Of Christmas - A christmas story
The Lobster King - The tale of the Lobster King
A Ledder Uv Diskintent - Mai entree fore thuh wurst speling kontest!
The Grocerists' Endeavor - My first attempt at a flash fiction contest entry.
The Voyage Of The S.S. Kleenex - The entire story is a metaphor. Funnier if you know the whole story, but it stands well enough on its own.
What Happens In Subway, Should Stay Repressed - Written based on a request in a Yahoo! Answers question. A story in a designated location, containing several designated elements.
Maverick83's Valentine's Day Story - So you wanna know what Valentine's Day is all about, eh?
The Story Of The First Leap Year - Why do we really have an extra day, every four years? The answer may surprise you!
Rants - Here's how things work in here: I complain about stuff that irritates me. You point and laugh while the vein in my forehead throbs. (Some of these won a rant contest, on Writing.com. Definitely worth reading.)
Religious Holidays - A rant about religious holdiays. Don't read it if you can't take a joke.
Commercials - Commercials...are...stupid.
Girls Gone Wild - How can you not rant about it?
Pretense In Writing - What really matters, in what you're reading?
Religious Nuts - Why it's impossible to discuss religion with some people.
Pretense In Intelligence - A rant. About "intelligence substitutes".
Homeland Security - A rant about Homeland Security
The Brainwashed - Consider this Religious Nuts, part II
Heaven's Gates, Hell's Flames - A religious play I saw once.
Stalkers, Stalkers Everywhere! - Do you even know what a stalker is? (Unusually short, compared to my other rants.)
Military Recruitment Techniques - Just what it says. Our military's brilliant recruitment techniques.
Sum1 on myspace had an aneurism - This is a bulletin I posted on Myspace.
Gay Marriage - My thoughts on the gay marriage issue.
Gift Cards - A study says they may be a waste of money! Go fuckin' figure!
Healthy Drinks - The names they give these flavors aren't even close!
NDEs, and "Studies" - What we're willing to consider a valid study has really gotten out of hand.
Rock, Paper, Stupid - We're calling this a sport, now?
Jehova's Witlesses - And the award for most pathetic existence goes to...
Master Maverick's Post-Christmas Commentary - My thoughts on Christmas.
2012 - Tired of all those 2012 prophecies? Wanna know what's REALLY going to happen?
Song Parodies - Yeah, I'll write one of these, once in a great while.
You Self-Centered Whore ("Unfaithful" parody) - Just because I'm tired of hearing it on the radio. I have no idea why anyone would ever voluntarily listen to it.
You Don't Always Die - A parody of the song in that stupid Truth commercial.
Articles - Various articles I've written.
Delusions Of The Religious - A response to an article on a religious website. A good explanation about misconceptions embraced by most christians.
Morality Without Religion - Why morality does not require a belief in God.
A Summarized History Of The Universe - About the probable origins of the universe, life, humans, and religion.
Skits - Scripts for skits to be performed
Krischin Diskushin Forem - A satirical skit that manages to make religion look even stupider than it already does.
Random Deliberations - I spend a lot of time deep in thought. Sometimes it results in stuff like this.
So I Was Wrong - A discussion with God. Why I don't ascribe to Christianity.
My Beliefs - Provoked by a recent discussion. This is part of that discussion...what I believe.
An Overview Of Maverickism - The belief system I've developed, over the course of my life.
Genesis
-Creation, Adam And Eve
-Cain And Abel
-Noah's Ark
-The Tower Of Babel
-Sodom And Gomorrah
-Abraham And Isaac
maverickjason83. I am closing my Writing.com account, because it costs money, and I am tired of paying for it, and moving its contents to a livejournal account, for everyone in the lj community to see! Go ahead, have a look! There's a good mix of intelligence, depth, and humor, in my writing. Navigate using the table of contents, below. Enjoy!Have not included incomplete works. For Beyond Apocalypse or my autobiography, From the Mind of a Maverick, comment and make a request. I'll do what I can.
Understanding The Ego
Understanding The Ego Part 1 - A piece on the ego, important information I think it would do us all well to learn.
Understanding The Ego Part 2 - Focuses on the less damaging aspects of the ego.
Brillo And Blaze - A series of short scripts for a cartoon I had an idea for, about two talking dogs. Be warned, nothing is off limits! If you are offended by...well, anything, you may not want to read this stuff!
01 Baby Boxes - Brillo & Blaze encounter something rumored to exist in Germany...the baby box.
02 A Lesson In Sensitivity - Brillo & Blaze have to set things right, after that first cartoon.
03 To Serve Babies - The apology continues, as Brillo & Blaze address the controversial issue of baby-eating.
04 Moose Droppings - A WHAT festival?!
05 A Talk With God - Brillo and Blaze die and get to meet God!
06 Cheese Convention - Apparently Blaze is part of some secret club...
07 Anime - Brillo and Blaze take a crack at anime.
08 Meet Retch - Blaze's...army buddy? Retch the owl!
09 Halloween High Jinks - Brillo and Blaze go trick or treating and spoof some lame horror movies.
10 American Idle - An American Idol parody, Brillo and Blaze's 10th episode spectacular!
11 The Exorcism - Brillo and Blaze investigate a haunting, with a little help from Sonya.
12 Super Good Action Team - Our friends play a team of superheroes!
13 Fun With Time Travel - Blaze accidentally invents a time machine.
14 Fun With Time Travel Part 2 - The time travel adventure continues, in medieval times.
15 Fun With Time Travel Part 3 - More fun, as our friends enter a colonial town.
16 Fun With Time Travel Part 4 - The time travelling comes to an end.
17 The Symposium - Season one of Brillo and Blaze comes to a (very entertaining) end.
Season 2
218 Employment - Brillo, Blaze, and Sonya have been hired by an unusual company. (Satire about my own job) (Please note, due to the fact that this is a satire, and deals with where I work, you must request to be added to my friends, and be approved, to view this entry.)
219 All About Davey - We learn a little more about Davey. (See note above, it applies to this entry as well.)
220 The Jackass From Jupiter - Our friends meet an alien from Jupiter!
221 Into The Fray - Brillo, Blaze, and Sonya jump right into the battle for cartoon supremacy!
222 Master Of Deception - Looks like there's a new presidential candidate for 2008!
223 Sex Ed Class - We all need to learn it some time. And you know Brillo and Blaze can be counted on to address this sensitive subject in a straight-forward, rational manner. You also know...that was a lie.
224 Pyramid Scheme - Our friends find some interesting things, after their plane crashes in the middle of the desert.
225 The Election - Meet the NEW presidential candidates, as Brillo and Blaze subtly explain why our national election is such a joke.
226 Amazing Outer Space Safari - Take a journey beyond the stars, through the world of astronomy, and criminally insane imagination!
227 Samurai Jesus Magic Talking Program - Brillo, Blaze and Sonya are too sick to do the show. But luckily, they've got the next best thing! A Japanese Talk Show!
228 Fuhrer Burger - Our friends begin another adventure when they decide to check out a new fast food establishment.
229 The Job - Sonya starts her new job, at Fuhrer Burger. So far, so good!
230 The Revelation - Sonya learns the truth about her new employer.
231 The Epiphany - Sonya figures herself out.
231-A: An Almost Unrelated Recap - A summary of the Maverick Knights: Deep Space Stories series. You need to know this, to really get the last episode.
232 The Call Of Destiny - It all comes together here...
Poetry - In this section you will find, the random musings of my mind. And then the rhyming dictionary part of my brain shut itself off, and I said "Here's some crap that I wrote that rhymes."
Certainty - I dedicate this to my father and my stepmother.
Valentine's Day - A poem I wrote on Valentine's Day, for my girlfriend.
Safety Slam - Poem, written poorly on purpose, I wrote for work, to mock their safety theme.
My Coffee Does Not Dance - Written from a prompt line from my girlfriend.
The Mind Of A Maverick - A song I wrote, about who I am, and how my mind works.
Placebo - My feelings about religion, in general.
Mandate - Does experience necessarily equate to wisdom?
Braindead Drum - It's about individuality.
It's An Emo Thing - Just your typical, whiny emo poem...well, almost.
Funny Stories - Ever wondered what the real meaning of Christmas is? Ever heard of the Lobster King? Well this is the place to learn of such things...
Maverick83's The Meaning Of Christmas - A christmas story
The Lobster King - The tale of the Lobster King
A Ledder Uv Diskintent - Mai entree fore thuh wurst speling kontest!
The Grocerists' Endeavor - My first attempt at a flash fiction contest entry.
The Voyage Of The S.S. Kleenex - The entire story is a metaphor. Funnier if you know the whole story, but it stands well enough on its own.
What Happens In Subway, Should Stay Repressed - Written based on a request in a Yahoo! Answers question. A story in a designated location, containing several designated elements.
Maverick83's Valentine's Day Story - So you wanna know what Valentine's Day is all about, eh?
The Story Of The First Leap Year - Why do we really have an extra day, every four years? The answer may surprise you!
Rants - Here's how things work in here: I complain about stuff that irritates me. You point and laugh while the vein in my forehead throbs. (Some of these won a rant contest, on Writing.com. Definitely worth reading.)
Religious Holidays - A rant about religious holdiays. Don't read it if you can't take a joke.
Commercials - Commercials...are...stupid.
Girls Gone Wild - How can you not rant about it?
Pretense In Writing - What really matters, in what you're reading?
Religious Nuts - Why it's impossible to discuss religion with some people.
Pretense In Intelligence - A rant. About "intelligence substitutes".
Homeland Security - A rant about Homeland Security
The Brainwashed - Consider this Religious Nuts, part II
Heaven's Gates, Hell's Flames - A religious play I saw once.
Stalkers, Stalkers Everywhere! - Do you even know what a stalker is? (Unusually short, compared to my other rants.)
Military Recruitment Techniques - Just what it says. Our military's brilliant recruitment techniques.
Sum1 on myspace had an aneurism - This is a bulletin I posted on Myspace.
Gay Marriage - My thoughts on the gay marriage issue.
Gift Cards - A study says they may be a waste of money! Go fuckin' figure!
Healthy Drinks - The names they give these flavors aren't even close!
NDEs, and "Studies" - What we're willing to consider a valid study has really gotten out of hand.
Rock, Paper, Stupid - We're calling this a sport, now?
Jehova's Witlesses - And the award for most pathetic existence goes to...
Master Maverick's Post-Christmas Commentary - My thoughts on Christmas.
2012 - Tired of all those 2012 prophecies? Wanna know what's REALLY going to happen?
Song Parodies - Yeah, I'll write one of these, once in a great while.
You Self-Centered Whore ("Unfaithful" parody) - Just because I'm tired of hearing it on the radio. I have no idea why anyone would ever voluntarily listen to it.
You Don't Always Die - A parody of the song in that stupid Truth commercial.
Articles - Various articles I've written.
Delusions Of The Religious - A response to an article on a religious website. A good explanation about misconceptions embraced by most christians.
Morality Without Religion - Why morality does not require a belief in God.
A Summarized History Of The Universe - About the probable origins of the universe, life, humans, and religion.
Skits - Scripts for skits to be performed
Krischin Diskushin Forem - A satirical skit that manages to make religion look even stupider than it already does.
Random Deliberations - I spend a lot of time deep in thought. Sometimes it results in stuff like this.
So I Was Wrong - A discussion with God. Why I don't ascribe to Christianity.
My Beliefs - Provoked by a recent discussion. This is part of that discussion...what I believe.
An Overview Of Maverickism - The belief system I've developed, over the course of my life.
Genesis
-Creation, Adam And Eve
-Cain And Abel
-Noah's Ark
-The Tower Of Babel
-Sodom And Gomorrah
-Abraham And Isaac
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